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INDICATIONS THAT YOUR NEW CLASS MIGHT BE MORE THAN YOU
BARGAINED FOR
We've all had classes like it: you go into it expecting it to be of
middling difficulty, only to find out very quickly that this is going to
be one of those terms that teaches you *exactly* how long you can go
without doing laundry. One of those terms where you adopt a
hunter-gatherer semi-nomadic lifestyle, and subsist solely from food
scavenged from academic seminars. One of those terms where you spend
more time in lab than you do in your room. Looking back, there were
numerous signs in the first week that indicate the path a class would
take.
Things that are Bad Signs and indicate that your class is going to
suck:
1. The syllabus has written on it "Class Motto: That which does
not kill us only makes us stronger" (this was the first warning sign);
2. What is normally a full class under other professors has only
seven people in it under this one, and one of them ends up dropping the
class after falling ill, missing two days of lecture and lab, and
discovering that she's too far behind to ever catch up;
3. When you tell friends who's teaching your class, they get the
same look on their face that they might get if you told them that your
dog just died;
4. While discussing what his tests are like, the professor
mentions casually that he considers it perfectly acceptable to test you
on things that aren't covered by the textbook, in lecture, or in lab ("I
give you guys tools to solve certain types of problems, and you should
be able to extrapolate from there. Assimilate, Correlate, and
Synthesize- that's the second class motto.");
5. The class average on the first test is a 60%, and the prof is
impressed;
6. You find yourself taking more pages of notes in the first week
than you usually do in a month of most other classes;
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