4:00 AM is still early on the weekends.

Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.

You find yourself totally consumed with facebook.

You Become Ecstatic when some one "facebooks" you.

You'd rather clean than study.

Computer Solitaire is more than a game it's a way of life.

You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps.

You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.

You live for getting mail. (E-mail included)

Wal-Mart is the coolest store.

World War III could take place and you'd be clueless.

You start thinking and sounding like your roommate.

Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.

The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night).